Nick’s Blog

Hello Everyone,
I feel so sick right now, and I get to go to the friggin doctor tomorrow to get my nose checked out. I don’t fucking care if i need surgery for this problem, I JUST WANT TO END THIS MISERY THAT MY NOSE HAS PUT ME THROUGH!!!!
OK. So.
I’ll tell you about STD boy at dinner 2 weeks ago.
So. My Mom and I went out to eat dinner and so, across from us, THIS HUGE LADY sits down with her ?husband? and her very cute little baby. This was not the weird thing about her.
She had VIVID PINK and BABY PINK DREALOCKS!
Anyway,
So we paid for dinner and as we were walking out, this guy is tryng to be real cool wth his ?girlfriend? and says, “You Know, I Think It’s Called STD” and the whole lobby went silent.
So He says, I mean, DTS, TDS, DST… and so on, scarmbling to find a segway to get out of the situation he put himself in…His face was like !
Back to Me. My Mom and I are walking out and I’m saying,
“Like, STD…whoops, not that I have one!”
TALK ABOUT A FROIDIAN SLIP!!!
ttyl,
NIK!!!